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sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

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this-teenage-girls-blog:

Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

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bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

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student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
swedish government: totally here's a weekly stipend so you can focus solely on your studies no need to repay we got your back free
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

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Q
I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden
Anonymous
A

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa